Round House

Side Kick

"Tips of the Day"
As the action continues

Knee to the Head

Peaceful Meditation

Jumping Jacks

Pauly Klempetti

Pauly Klempetti, the youngest son, is second in command to Papa. The Klempetti Exercise Video was his brainchild. Inspired by his father's early teachings, Pauly dreamed up a way to better the Klempetti family business, and that way was through exercise! as he saw it. With a strong moral compass, Pauly believes all acts of revenge should be warranted, beyond that, it must be approved by Papa.

Manny Klempetti

The eldest Klempetti son. Not the sharpest knife in the shed, but certainly the most deadly, Manny Klempetti’s dual personality manifests itself in both a love for kittens and a vicious temper. Although deceptively calm, he will lash out at any given moment. It was Manny’s Hong Kong journal that provided so much insight into the early roots of the Klempetti family, for the making of the Bruce Lee sequence.

Giovanni "Busti" Bustimante

Cousin to the Klemeptti brothers. As a child, he became obsessed with the Klempetti family, managing to earn “Papa K’s” affection, through his questionable, yet loyal deeds. Busti, although cocky and deceitful, would easily die for the Klempetti cause.

Papa Klempetti

Raised his two sons in Hong Kong, while in hiding, until the boys were young teenagers. It was in these early years that Papa trained and honed his son’s martial arts skills right along side the great Bruce Lee. Pauly and Manny thrived under Papa’s instruction and tutelage. Though this particular era is somewhat shrouded in mystery, Papa, to this day, speaks with great pride about that special time with Bruce Lee.

Sophia Klempetti

Sister to Pauly and Manny. A real attitude accompanies her wherever she goes. She has had her fair share of blood on her hands over the years, yet made a clean break to start a family in the late 80s. She currently resides in the Midwest.

Liliana Corelli

Off and on girlfriend to Pauly. While shy and sweet natured, would stab a girlfriend in the back if told to do so. Her day job includes making “runs” for the Klempetti brothers.

Renata Bustimante

Sister to Busti. Renata is often excluded by the other girls, yet remains strong in moral character. While she would never harm a fly, Renata has been seduced by the Klempetti way of life time and time again, to a fault.